
Lunch: I cost $14 and I'll disappear in 10 minutes!
Me: Hell yeah, let's do it.
An App: I cost 99¢ to download and you can keep me forever!
Me: EHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.... I don't know about this...
Me: I'll need to read a few dozen reviews.
Reviews: We're overwhelmingly positive!
Me: Three people out of eleventeen thousand didn't like it, so...
Me: I'll have to debate this for a few more days.
My family doesn’t understand why I use a Halloween mug for my coffee all year…but I suspect there are those out there will get it.








